Episode 21 - Save Ferris

In this most impressive Episode 21 the boys jump in the Time Machine and you all get a glimpse of their childhood. Some good Christmas Memories are shared and some other good growing up stories. They review 2012 and how quick the year went. This is one of the good ones folks...

Episode 20 - Baa Baa What Sheep?

In Episode 20, the fellas speak on the effect Young Boba Fett has on Steve and did Boba Fett as an adult jump the shark. The boys also delve deep into the Sandy Hook Elementary School shooting and the effect it had on them and those around them as well as a entertaining discussion on Inflatable Farm Animals. Quite an episode folks... One that you should most certainly listen to.

Episode 19 - Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout Willis

Mike's going to here a bouncer at his shop.  Steve discovers someone's been loving him from afar.  And who's better to discuss the best hip hop songs of all time than 2 white boys from Brooklyn?  Get your listen on now.

Episode 18 - Rudolph the Rick-Rolled Reindeer

In this special 18th episode, Steve deals with being 1 week older than Mike.  Viagra usage in a different context.  Steve Rick-Rolls an entire venue and the boys talk about something special they were a part of many years ago.

Episode 17 - Bazinga?

In Episode 17, the boys talk about the genius of Turbo, Queen Latifah scares Steve's Mom, Birthday Cake is not just a dessert, Mike is riveting, and the boys think of a cheaper solution to hide your farts in a meeting. All in a days work...

Episode 16 - Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats Living Together...Mass Hysteria!

We answer a lot of your burning questions in Episode 16.  Why did the Twinkie die?  How do you raise a baby during the zombie apocalypse?  Do hipsters go to basketball games?  Just what are world saviors such as Steve and Mike thankful for?  All this and more in Episode 16 coming to you with the fury of a thunder god's hammer.

Episode 15 - When In Doubt, Go Back To Rule #2

In Episode 15, Steve and Mike welcome the their very first guest star, the immortal Jay Stone!  Stone joins the fellas on their mission to save the world this week.  They talk about how Steve couldn't sing, Mike never cared and Jay's always...yes, we said always...right.  A nice, hefty dose of laughter for your cranky ears.  Yep, that's what happens.

Episode 14 - Knowing Is Half the Battle

We'll fight for freedom wherever there's trouble...Steve and Mike are there.  We mostly get into the election and post-Hurricane Sandy recovery efforts.  We fight all the villains that came after you on Saturday morning's of yore.  Steve gets his mad on.  We get on about the amazing things Mike and Steve have seen over the last few days.  We know we went kind of longish on these last 2, but you definitely want to listen.

Episode 13 - There's Still Room For a Little Bit of Funny

Sorry we're so late this week, folks.  Sometimes life has other plans for the plans you already have.  This week the fellas talk Sandy...because how could we not talk about it?  We unveil a new award.  We discuss how some condiments don't belong in a sexual discussion.  And finally our take on the new developments in the Mos Eisley cantina.

Episode 12 - Requiem For an Idol

Episode 12 brings us intrepid reporter, Steve's update on the Hogan sex tape.  We introduce our latest segment, "A Tracer's Life"...you'll see.  A couple of noble listeners gave us some interesting topics.  We tell the Northwestern college football team to "Get the Fuck Outta Here" and we drop some good news on ya.  That's right, Steve and Mike bring it positive.  Click the play button and help us save the world...

Episode 11 - Hello Cleveland!

We give you some new info on the Hogan porn (poor fella) because we feel it's necessary.  Mike's got something to say about proselytizing vegetarians and blasts Sir Paul.  There's a double dose of "Get the Fuck Outta Here" and we think it's OK for a certain someone to get a dog.  In this episode we turn it up to 11...because it's louder than 10!

Episode 10 - We're 10, So We Can Wipe Our Own Asses Now!

In our landmark 10th episode Steve and Mike have their first guest star. We brag on our football predictions, we get serenaded, tackle church basement wrestling, discover that Hogan not only knows best...he also knows porn, get kind of aggravated at unemployed assholes and stumble upon our future interview process when looking for prospective cabinet members.

Episode 9 - No Sleep Til...

One of our favorite homes away from home closes its doors to move to a new location.  Mike had a LONG weekend.  We simply don't understand what goes on in college kid's heads...or other parts of their bodies.  Steve checked out Jay Z and the new Barclay Center.  Bad customer service makes us crazy.  And, oh yeah...jizz.

Episode 8 - Here Come the Hipsters!

We bid a tearful farewell to a friend. Find some more weird-ass crushes. Steve likes soap operas. Mike is learning to give promotional head. We discuss the hipster epidemic. And we laud good parenting. You don't want to be drinking anything while you listen to us this week or it's going to end up all over whoever is sitting across from you. Just a warning from your future leaders, Steve and Mike 2012 - The Companionators Party!

In this episode, the boys finally choose a party to run on, Mike does the opposite of "Rusha Homa", Steve gets praise at work, old childhood crushes, falling back in love with fandom, the Buffalo trip and a realization that the boys are the outcasts.

We sing the praised of bouncers.  Finally get into politics.  Tell everyone to love their mamas.  And Steve has become a menopausal woman that falls down the steps like Aunt Bunny.  Do we really need to say much more?  We think not.  Get to listening.

Steve and Mike Save the NFL

This is the one no one's been waiting for.  Steve and Mike tackle the NFL season.  We figure we have just as much expertise as Chris Berman and we don't use those lame nicknames for every player while we're at it.  More importantly, when it's all over in February, we'll make fun of ourselves about just how wrong we were about this football season.  There's really nothing else left to do but ask...ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

We came to bring the pain hard core from the brain...  Madden '13 let Steve down like a lousy lover.  The museum shrank on Mike.  We begin to lay down the platform for Steve/Mike 2012.

Episode 4 - A New Grope

Mike doesn't read before he calls.  Steve has a disk issue.  We throw our hats into the presidential election!  Vote Steve and Mike 2012!

In our Episode 3, Mickey doesn't die, Darth Vader isn't a pussy and those big-footed midgets jump into the volcano themselves instead of just throwing in the ring.

Mike says "Fuck you" to a whole lot of things, a kid shits in front of Steve and someone's hologram might wind up in Creed.  Yeah, we've got issues.

We Kick Episode 2's Ass As Though It Was Apollo Creed

We get scared by thunder gods and fight shopping carts in parking lots.  The immortal Jay Stone and mom steals bread.  And someone has a Big Mac mishap.  Stop reading and get to listening.  You know how it works.

Our Episode 1 is better than "The Phantom Menace"

How goes it, boys and girls? Welcome to Steve and Mike Save the World. We're just a couple of guys that like to talk about damn near anything. For years, every week or two we'd spend an hour or so on the phone talking about everything from who to vote for, which basketball team Steve's a fan of this year, how much we hate Creed, our old creaky bodies, the crackhead that used to live across the street from Mike's shop, how Star Wars is the REAL trilogy and anything else that skips across our frontal lobes... We generally crack each other up and/or make each other think. We thought that just maybe there might be someone else on the interwebs interested in listening to us flex our insanity. We're hoping we're normal enough to relate to and abnormal enough to be interesting. Now go click the fucking link and get to listening.