Monday, December 30, 2013

Episode 64 - Coming Out Swinging!

Steve and Mike are here and they're coming out swinging. It turns out there's a completely different version of "Rhinestone Cowboy" that we weren't aware of. We've got a couple of things to say about that Duck Dynasty guy. Then Steve gets upset by people being nice to him...those rotten bastards. Come get your Save the World on for the last time this year.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

Episode 63 - He's a Rhinestone Cowboy for Christmas

Merry Merry Christmas!!!  In this episode, Steve and Mike bring back the DMX-Mas video and discuss how it came to pass.  Mike is now as old as Steve and Steve rejoices.  Does Steve wear Mormon underware?  Can Mike knit out of a vagina?  Is Steve a cowboy?  Can Pope Frankie save the world?  All this and more in Episode 63!

Monday, December 9, 2013

Episode 62 - You May Never Eat Skittles Again

Mike doesn't understand why folks are so eager to wish others a "Happy Birthday" on Hatebook that they do it a day early. Then he proceeds to sing Happy Birthday to Steve three days early. Take that old man! Some say we may talk about dick too much...so we talk about talking about dick, of course. Men should definitely not take selfies...nope, that's just not right. And Blake E Blake, Esq. makes his return with...wait for it...ASSHOLE TATTOOS!

Friday, December 6, 2013

Episode 61 - No One's Ever Gotten An Injury Sucking Dick

Fuck with us, you know we got it...  And boy do we got it this week!  Mike admits something that Steve won't ever let him forget and it is good.  A little TV show review to help guide you along on your couch quest.  Steve and Mike discuss, if given a choice, oral or anal.  And not in the way you probably think.  Mike has an issue with Jay Z...again.  Steve has an issue with Kanye.  And the boys goes after Hockey...again.

Episode 60 - Blowjob-A-Care...It Just Rolls Off the Tongue

LLAMA!!!  LLAMA!!!  Llama.  What does this mean?  Even we're not sure.  The 80's action show that is happening right now that we can't stop watching even though we really want to stop.  Steve acts like a child among strangers.  Mike makes his way to a convention of the geeks and is amazed he's not as bad as he thinks.  Mike tries to convince Steve that wearing a Tutu to a party is mandatory.  And a new Healthcare Law from Mike and it's satisfying.
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