Saturday, December 27, 2014

Episode 100 - Steve and Mike Save A Parking Spot

100... Yeah, we're old... Mike is finally 40 and Steve is overjoyed. With all the madness in the world, we spend a lot of time talking about Series Finales. Why? Cause we are Too Young For 40. 

Episode 99 - Midlife Crisis

Steve is spending his last few hours of his 30's with Mike on this podcast. What are his plans? What does Mike think about them? Is there room for more questions here? Ferguson, Staten Island, 2 places neither of us want to go, but we talk about it anyway. 

Episode 98 - And the Envelope Please...

Do we make fun of everything? Indeed we do. Steve and Mike geek out on comics, TV, and movies. We wait, probably too long, for the Ferguson verdict and make fun of that too. Why? Cause we're children and too young for 40... 

Episode 97 - We'll Go to War Against Tight Jeans and Hairy P*ssies

Nazi-Hipsters and what's that all about? Steve relates POTUS to who? And Mike is mad at 60% of the Nation. SAMCRO, and how good is SAMCRO lately? The Foo Fighters, and being kinda Grohl'd out. 

Episode 96 - What A Moron

Mike finds himself in Facebook conversations in person. Steve learns what it feels like to bomb, live on stage. Beer Pong, why? Steve challenges a drunk ex-felon and realizes he's a moron. Steve race baits his own mother, and we don't know why.

Episode 95 - Wipe Off Your Vagina and Shut the F*ck Up!

Mike is back from Dallas and he brings back the Ebola to share with NYC. Cowboy hats in Brooklyn and how appropriate is it to wear to Grocery Stores? Comics, Toys, and Posters, 3 things that if your single definitely do not help with sex. Famous Death Sites and the people who visit them. Yeah, power packed with topics...

Episode 94 - That Guy's An A$$hole!

Mike visits Comic Con in NYC and Steve doesn't but ends up buying stuff anyway. Mike is heading to Dallas so this maybe his last Ebola Free Podcast. Just general Saving the World going on over here...

Monday, October 13, 2014

Episode 93 - Ebola Has Been Great For This Podcast

Steve debuts a new song that says you all need to chill the hell out. Steve takes Mike out on a date and he didn't even get none! Big Daddy Kane went to work! And Mike goes to WWE Raw. Yeah, we're a little too old for this...

Thursday, October 9, 2014

Episode 92 - We're Clapping...YAAAAYYYY, We're Clapping!

Alright, stop, collaborate and listen. Mike visits two VERY different concerts and crowds. Steve deals with bugs, and they stink. White people. How white? Too white...

Monday, September 29, 2014

Apocalypse 91 - Fuck You, Chuck D!

A recap of our trip to the Public Enemy show in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Yes, we went willingly. Fancy boots and how they got there. 3 boobies? 5 penises? And Steve cut wood. All in a week's work...

Thursday, September 18, 2014

Episode 90 - Fuck You, Kurt Sutter!

Ray Rice, oh Ray Rice. Why do you continue to be in our lives? Is Jesus who he says he is? He wasn't perfect, that motherfucker died! Racism in the NBA? More!?! Not really. Oh yeah, and Fuck You Kurt Sutter!

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Episode 88 - Do We Really Need A Title?

Steve and Mike, back for Episode 88 in the longest running podcast you never heard of. Steve describes his own personal hell. Mike reflects on Kate Upton, and reflects some more. Steve and Mike comment on people and their stupidity.

Monday, August 25, 2014

Episode 86 - We Might Get An Angry Email or Two

WE ARE BACK!! Mike finally watched Sharnado, and then goes to a Sharknado party. Steve has a few stories to tell. We take a trip back to High School and learn something about each other. And Ray Rice, Stephen A and the topic of hitting. Yeah, we might touch some nerves on this one

Monday, July 28, 2014

Episode 85 - That Ain't Right!

This week we learn that Steve has a nickname, it doesn't match him at all.  We meet Murray, and fall in love.  TV Themes, why are they so short?  Star Wars plots, floating hands and what does it all mean?  And Mike is the blackest person in a certain neighborhood and that makes no sense.

Monday, July 21, 2014

Episode 84 - Touch the Llama...Pet Him...LOVE HIM!

Steve brings his madness to Mexico and finds an inflatable llama waiting for him by the pool.  Yes, an inflatable llama.  Empathy isn't one of words you would use for us, however, it turns out we indeed have some.  Steve and Mike plot another adventure, in Staten Island.  Soccer is OVER!  And there is much celebrating throughout the land.  Lebron goes home, Jeter goes away, and we have ourselves some pontification.  And we answer an email!!! YES, AN EMAIL!!!

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Episode 83 - Free the Vagina!

We're hitting you from all sides this week. Mike's got clean genitals and Steve doesn't. We ponder the creature we call the Bensonhurst Douchebag Gay Guy what his mating rituals might be like. Mike solves both the social security and the health care problem in America in a way Steve doesn't exactly approve of. A little seriousness comes into play when we discuss the Supreme Court's Hobby Lobby decision. Steve has a special experience on the other side of the Rio Grande. And we beg...nay, we plead...Free the Vagina! Let it fly like a butterfly. Butterflies are free...and so should vagina be

Monday, June 23, 2014

Episode 82 - One Seriously Unhinged Podcast

Um, there's not much to say here.  We are some seriously twisted individuals and even more twisted together.  We talk about a lot of things; Australians, Rascals, Steve's Superpower, Mike's Superpower, and the return of "Young Steve"

Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Episode 81 - Good Is Pretty F*ckin' Relative

Well, here's an overview of this one. Steve has issues with his neighbors, while Mike's neighbors think he's gonna sleep with their significant others.  But that isn't going to happen because he's hanging it up, HOF style.  And the debut of  the one and only, YOUNG STEVE - POET LAUREATE.

Friday, May 30, 2014

Episode 80 - No Reason to Wave at Stevie Wonder

We are Steve and Mike.  We come from the land of Zomunda.  We have come here to find a Queen for Mike. Unfortunately, we don't work glamorous jobs like a hair care product ad man or jockey a register.  We believe the children are our future.  Teach them well, let them lead the way.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Episode 79 - Game of Cunts: A Song of Tits and Fights

What annoys thee?  The trials and tribulations of Steve and Mike do none of these things.  For we are the ones who serve funny on the tips of our swords and offer spurts of genius when those very swords are rubbed the right way.  We are the tits of your day that leads us into rooms and we shall fight for our right, to be old and lazy.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Episode 78 - Vagina Ramen

In this one, Steve and Mike delve deep into the abyss that is their brains.  Steve hates people.  REALLY hates people. Mike tells Steve how to make some extra cash.  Steve is handy, but only with himself.  Donald Sterling situation.  Vagina Ramen.  Yes, Vagina Ramen.

Episode 77 - We Prefer To Order A la Carte

77 episodes in and we are still bringing the funny.  Steve admits to a misdemeanor while house hunting.  The discovery of Llama Cop.  A Captain America overview and the geek out begins.  HIMYM Ending.  The Unleashing of "The Mike". Ordering Sex off a menu.  Yeah, you should listen.

Monday, April 14, 2014

Episode 76 - We Thought You Were Already Dead

Celebrities, Politicians, Famous People, and death?  A Podcaster craves not these things.  Steve is a racist, but only in certain situations and Mike, of course, likes to point it out.  Mike finds an App that can help you avoid everyone.  And then there's Wrestlemania.  The geeks come out on the Podcast.

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Episode 75 - Mouth Shots For Spite

Neil DeGrasse-Tyson is the gangsta scientist host of Cosmos. Mike creeps out Steve by singing to him at 4 in the morning. Llamas fuck on the side of the road, teachers get mid-year sex changes, sucking dick out of spite, and We Still Ain't Found Shit! All this and more in an epic Episode 75.

Episode 74 - We Ain't Found Shit News

In this one, Mike is delayed because of watching something pretty embarrassing for an almost 40 year old man and Steve is tired from reading something even more embarrassing for an almost 40 year old man.  A new News Organization is formed and no one knows shit.  If you can't fight the power or rage against the machine, maybe you should start.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Episode 73 - Making Flowers For McConaughey

If you see a painted sign at the side of the road...then walk the other way.  Mike decides if he's gonna go gay, it might as well be with an Oscar winner.  Steve finally gets told something about the podcast.  Mike has his random thoughts and they are twisted as usual.  Steve visits the 6th level of hell and boy is he angry about it.  A little funny for your brain...

Monday, March 3, 2014

Episode 72 - We're Gonna Miss Egon

There's something very important we forgot to tell you.  Don't cross the streams.  It would be bad.  If you're fuzzy on the whole good/bad thing.  Here's what we by mean, "bad".  Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.  Just a total protonic reversal.  That bad.  Okay.  All right!  Important safety tip.  Thanks, Egon.

Monday, February 24, 2014

Episode 71 - The Glen Porkins Project

Back and bringing the funny.  Who was Glen Porkins?  The epic fat overweight slob of an X-Wing pilot in Start Wars.  We discover there may be more to it.  Steve turns the tables on his Mom, and Mike turns the tables on him.  Mike goes through the gender names for Facebook.  All in a days work...

Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Episode 70 - You Can Trust Us!

Steve and Mike geek out on some movies, comics, comic book movies, toys, movies about comic book toys, tv, movies about comic book toys on tv.  Then we talk about society's lack of trust in the pillars of our nation and how they contribute to the fall of youth.  All in a days work...

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Episode 69, Part 2 - The Ladder of Hotness 2

69 was so good... We needed another one.. Steve and Mike continue the hijinx with a few conversations on some other things on their brains.  Join them will you?  The Rainbow you shall taste.  The podcast you listen.  Why are we talking like Yoda?  Know we don't.

Episode 69, Part 1 - The Ladder of Hotness 1

69 is here and what's better than 69?  Two 69's!!  Steve and Mike have so much content this week that there's two parts to this episode this week to keep you entertained.  Super Bowl picks, who was right?  Steve gets accused of thinking of his hero in a very uncomfortable place...and not the back of a volkswagon.  We also talk about the dumbest people in the world.

Episode 68 - Turn Your Man-Eater Into A Man-Pleaser

Steve and Mike, the two names that ring within your soul when you think of entertainment. This week we bring you some Grammy's talk.  Is it okay to make fun of a Beatle?  Steve's Mom thinks she upset a high profile entertainer, find out who. Mike and Steve disagree on something!!!  Great Moments in..  Wait...STEVE AND MIKE DISAGREE ON SOMETHING!  Oh yeah and, GREAT MOMENTS IN HISTORY!!!

Episode 67 - I Got 99 Problems But A Bush Ain't One

Steve and Mike, back with the Podcast that makes you think, makes you laugh and makes you think "Why am I laughing?"  Steve discusses a Jay-Z concert he regrettably went to.  Steve and Mike try to convince a woman, who isn't even engaged, that they should do a live podcast from the wedding.  Bush, no...not the president, but BUSH and all it's splendor and OMAHA!!!

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Episode 66 - Smoke A Lil Pot, Bleed A Lil Blood...Cowboy Up Tonight

It's the 1st time in 2014 that Steve and Mike sit down and record the Save the World Podcast and boy oh boy do we have a treat for you. Mike wins the heavyweight belt in something that no one should ever really speak of.  Steve let's out the first really crazy rant of the year and it's really, well, ridiculous,  Mike and Steve discuss NY's new Marijuana laws as if they smoke it.  And tomfoolery. Yes, TOM FOOLERY guest stars...

Thursday, January 9, 2014

Episode 65 - She Bit What!?

The 1st Podcast of 2014! So what does Steve and Mike have for you? Steve makes a huge purchase and screws that up, but in a good way. Mike goes to a concert, in the land of the lost. Steve goes through a horrifying experience, and lives to make you laugh about it. And, yes, cumming...