Friday, May 30, 2014

Episode 80 - No Reason to Wave at Stevie Wonder

We are Steve and Mike.  We come from the land of Zomunda.  We have come here to find a Queen for Mike. Unfortunately, we don't work glamorous jobs like a hair care product ad man or jockey a register.  We believe the children are our future.  Teach them well, let them lead the way.

Monday, May 19, 2014

Episode 79 - Game of Cunts: A Song of Tits and Fights

What annoys thee?  The trials and tribulations of Steve and Mike do none of these things.  For we are the ones who serve funny on the tips of our swords and offer spurts of genius when those very swords are rubbed the right way.  We are the tits of your day that leads us into rooms and we shall fight for our right, to be old and lazy.

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Episode 78 - Vagina Ramen

In this one, Steve and Mike delve deep into the abyss that is their brains.  Steve hates people.  REALLY hates people. Mike tells Steve how to make some extra cash.  Steve is handy, but only with himself.  Donald Sterling situation.  Vagina Ramen.  Yes, Vagina Ramen.

Episode 77 - We Prefer To Order A la Carte

77 episodes in and we are still bringing the funny.  Steve admits to a misdemeanor while house hunting.  The discovery of Llama Cop.  A Captain America overview and the geek out begins.  HIMYM Ending.  The Unleashing of "The Mike". Ordering Sex off a menu.  Yeah, you should listen.