Episode 111 - F*ck Master Ninja

Because Steve's been off traveling the country, Mike is posting this week's episode and he doesn't remember anything about it other than Abraham Lincoln porn and Steve's aversion to Hulk Hogan's dick.  We definitely talked about other things, but that should definitely be enough to get you listening.

Episode 110 - So What If We Wear Flash T-Shirts!

We were all about the llamas before the llama was popular!  Rent-A-Midget! Superhero T-Shirts! What is the right thing to wear? Should women put up a flag? We are on our game for this one.

Episode 109 - The Great Movie Podcast, Part III

Every year Mike sits in a movie theater for 24 hours and sees ever Best Picture Nominated film.  He gives his thoughts on who and what should've won.  And Mayor Rudy, oh Mayor Rudy...

Episode 108 - Masturbatory Shit Machine

Kanye and Al...the heel tag team of the century.  What makes white people so mad?  Happy stories from Mike.  Steve creates a new machine in his head...for...wellll...just listen and find out.


Kanye and Al. The heel tag team of the century. What makes white people so mad? Happy stories from Mike. Steve creates a new machine in his head for, well, just listen and find out.

Episode 107 - It's Ugly, It's Nasty and I Just Need To See It

The middle-aged, out-of-shape Super Bowl review?  Commercials that made us cry.  Steve watches wrestling only because it makes other people insane.  Steve can't take his eyes off of ugly.  He's weird.  Listen to this one.

Episode 106 - Anyone Up For Some Dogging?

Snow!!! Lots and lots of snow!  Well, maybe not.  Either way, people are stupid.  The uproar about "American Sniper" and did he beat up Jesse "The Body"?  The Fantastic Four trailer...yeah, there's that.  And dogging, not what you think it is at all.

Episode 105 - Down At the Double Douche

Road House aka the Best. Movie. Ever! and a discussion ensues.  A party for a 50-year-old or a 5-year-old? You decide.  Milk or rape, it's your choice.  

Episode 104 - Old Men On the Block

On this episode we're Hangin' Tough by giving you the Right Stuff that you need.  Serving you laughs like a Wahlburger with cheese.  And like a good neighbor, Steve and Mike are there and...chicken parm you taste so goooood.

Episode 103 - Your Vag Looks Like Janet Reno

Facebook's Privacy Policy posted all over your FB wall?  Mike and Steve look into it.  Mike throws up, so don't listen to this while eating.  Steve and Mike dig deep into the song "My Vag" by Awkwafina and pray that Sir Paul McCartney gets involved.  And the eye...

Episode 102 - Batman In the Front, Fleshlight In the Back

Mike goes to Williamsburg...AGAIN.  For a strange hip hop concert...an Asian hip hop concert.  Chris Christie is involved somehow.  Steve goes to the mall and busy nothing and yet somehow becomes the "Creepy Old Guy".  Happy New Year!

Episode 101 - Talk To Each Other In the New Year

Let's face it, shit is crazy lately.  In our own NYC, it's even crazier.  So we do what NO ONE else seems to be doing.  We talk about it.  Imagine that?  People actually talking?  In this day and age

Episode 100 - Steve and Mike Save A Parking Spot

100... Yeah, we're old... Mike is finally 40 and Steve is overjoyed. With all the madness in the world, we spend a lot of time talking about Series Finales. Why? Cause we are Too Young For 40. 

Episode 99 - Midlife Crisis

Steve is spending his last few hours of his 30's with Mike on this podcast. What are his plans? What does Mike think about them? Is there room for more questions here? Ferguson, Staten Island, 2 places neither of us want to go, but we talk about it anyway. 

Episode 98 - And the Envelope Please...

Do we make fun of everything? Indeed we do. Steve and Mike geek out on comics, TV, and movies. We wait, probably too long, for the Ferguson verdict and make fun of that too. Why? Cause we're children and too young for 40... 

Episode 97 - We'll Go to War Against Tight Jeans and Hairy P*ssies

Nazi-Hipsters and what's that all about? Steve relates POTUS to who? And Mike is mad at 60% of the Nation. SAMCRO, and how good is SAMCRO lately? The Foo Fighters, and being kinda Grohl'd out. 

Episode 96 - What A Moron

Mike finds himself in Facebook conversations in person. Steve learns what it feels like to bomb, live on stage. Beer Pong, why? Steve challenges a drunk ex-felon and realizes he's a moron. Steve race baits his own mother, and we don't know why.

Episode 95 - Wipe Off Your Vagina and Shut the F*ck Up!

Mike is back from Dallas and he brings back the Ebola to share with NYC. Cowboy hats in Brooklyn and how appropriate is it to wear to Grocery Stores? Comics, Toys, and Posters, 3 things that if your single definitely do not help with sex. Famous Death Sites and the people who visit them. Yeah, power packed with topics...

Episode 94 - That Guy's An A$$hole!

Mike visits Comic Con in NYC and Steve doesn't but ends up buying stuff anyway. Mike is heading to Dallas so this maybe his last Ebola Free Podcast. Just general Saving the World going on over here...

Episode 93 - Ebola Has Been Great For This Podcast

Steve debuts a new song that says you all need to chill the hell out. Steve takes Mike out on a date and he didn't even get none! Big Daddy Kane went to work! And Mike goes to WWE Raw. Yeah, we're a little too old for this...

Episode 92 - We're Clapping...YAAAAYYYY, We're Clapping!

Alright, stop, collaborate and listen. Mike visits two VERY different concerts and crowds. Steve deals with bugs, and they stink. White people. How white? Too white...