Episode 10 - We're 10, So We Can Wipe Our Own Asses Now!

In our landmark 10th episode Steve and Mike have their first guest star. We brag on our football predictions, we get serenaded, tackle church basement wrestling, discover that Hogan not only knows best...he also knows porn, get kind of aggravated at unemployed assholes and stumble upon our future interview process when looking for prospective cabinet members.

Episode 9 - No Sleep Til...

One of our favorite homes away from home closes its doors to move to a new location.  Mike had a LONG weekend.  We simply don't understand what goes on in college kid's heads...or other parts of their bodies.  Steve checked out Jay Z and the new Barclay Center.  Bad customer service makes us crazy.  And, oh yeah...jizz.

Episode 8 - Here Come the Hipsters!

We bid a tearful farewell to a friend. Find some more weird-ass crushes. Steve likes soap operas. Mike is learning to give promotional head. We discuss the hipster epidemic. And we laud good parenting. You don't want to be drinking anything while you listen to us this week or it's going to end up all over whoever is sitting across from you. Just a warning from your future leaders, Steve and Mike 2012 - The Companionators Party!

In this episode, the boys finally choose a party to run on, Mike does the opposite of "Rusha Homa", Steve gets praise at work, old childhood crushes, falling back in love with fandom, the Buffalo trip and a realization that the boys are the outcasts.

We sing the praised of bouncers.  Finally get into politics.  Tell everyone to love their mamas.  And Steve has become a menopausal woman that falls down the steps like Aunt Bunny.  Do we really need to say much more?  We think not.  Get to listening.

Steve and Mike Save the NFL

This is the one no one's been waiting for.  Steve and Mike tackle the NFL season.  We figure we have just as much expertise as Chris Berman and we don't use those lame nicknames for every player while we're at it.  More importantly, when it's all over in February, we'll make fun of ourselves about just how wrong we were about this football season.  There's really nothing else left to do but ask...ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?

We came to bring the pain hard core from the brain...  Madden '13 let Steve down like a lousy lover.  The museum shrank on Mike.  We begin to lay down the platform for Steve/Mike 2012.