Episode 64 - Coming Out Swinging!

Steve and Mike are here and they're coming out swinging. It turns out there's a completely different version of "Rhinestone Cowboy" that we weren't aware of. We've got a couple of things to say about that Duck Dynasty guy. Then Steve gets upset by people being nice to him...those rotten bastards. Come get your Save the World on for the last time this year.

Episode 63 - He's a Rhinestone Cowboy for Christmas

Merry Merry Christmas!!!  In this episode, Steve and Mike bring back the DMX-Mas video and discuss how it came to pass.  Mike is now as old as Steve and Steve rejoices.  Does Steve wear Mormon underware?  Can Mike knit out of a vagina?  Is Steve a cowboy?  Can Pope Frankie save the world?  All this and more in Episode 63!

Episode 62 - You May Never Eat Skittles Again

Mike doesn't understand why folks are so eager to wish others a "Happy Birthday" on Hatebook that they do it a day early. Then he proceeds to sing Happy Birthday to Steve three days early. Take that old man! Some say we may talk about dick too much...so we talk about talking about dick, of course. Men should definitely not take selfies...nope, that's just not right. And Blake E Blake, Esq. makes his return with...wait for it...ASSHOLE TATTOOS!

Episode 61 - No One's Ever Gotten An Injury Sucking Dick

Fuck with us, you know we got it...  And boy do we got it this week!  Mike admits something that Steve won't ever let him forget and it is good.  A little TV show review to help guide you along on your couch quest.  Steve and Mike discuss, if given a choice, oral or anal.  And not in the way you probably think.  Mike has an issue with Jay Z...again.  Steve has an issue with Kanye.  And the boys goes after Hockey...again.

Episode 60 - Blowjob-A-Care...It Just Rolls Off the Tongue

LLAMA!!!  LLAMA!!!  Llama.  What does this mean?  Even we're not sure.  The 80's action show that is happening right now that we can't stop watching even though we really want to stop.  Steve acts like a child among strangers.  Mike makes his way to a convention of the geeks and is amazed he's not as bad as he thinks.  Mike tries to convince Steve that wearing a Tutu to a party is mandatory.  And a new Healthcare Law from Mike and it's satisfying.
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Episode 59 - Remember, Remember the 5th of November

Come with Steve and Mike as they experience greatness in their own city and they weren't looking in the mirror. Explore the realms of fandom and how deep the rabbit hole goes. Wonder, with amazement, as Steve and Mike delve into the abyss known as the "conversation". Can you dig it? CAN!! YOU!! DIG!! IT!!

Episode 58 - I Wanna Rub My Gay On Him

Once a upon a time, in a galaxy far far away, there was a man, an older man, putting on chaps, while listening to music who some say is fitting. And we laughed. Oh did we laugh. Somewhere, Steve and Mike are laughing too. While you listen to the two prognosticators of truth, remind yourself with a scotch, maybe 3 or 4, that life can be funny. If you let it.

Episode 57 - He's A Macho Macho Man

Steve... Mike... Two names you can depend on to tackle the important events in the world, and then tell you how it should be handled. Where in the world do people listen to Steve and Mike? You're going to find out. Is it okay to be offensive because you always have been? You're going to find out. Who are "The Meters"? Who cares??? How far does Steve take his weirdness? You'll find out. All in Episode 57.

Episode 56 - The LT Episode: Snortin' Coke Off Yo Momma's Titties!

Steve and Mike are BACK!  Is it okay to hit Jesus if he starts acting up?  Good question.  Are there too many MCs, or are they wanna be MCs?  Another good question.  Does being in a frat make you a dick?  Man, so many good questions. How bout one more?  If Mike gets ass raped by God and goes public, will people think Steve did it instead?  Yet, we keep tackling the important questions that keep you up at night.  Up in your face like LT chasing Joe Thiesman and breaking his leg!!!

Episode 55 - I'm Too Old For This Shit

Steve and Mike do some drinking on this one.  Steve lets his depravity show loud and clear to his significant other...and it doesn't involve furniture.  Mike has a revelation from his time out Saturday night and becomes the black guy from Lethal Weapon.  Basically, it's a little funny to make your day better.

Episode 54 - Can't Nobody Shut Us Down!

Mike is angry and cranky but then takes it out on the Government and stupid people.  Your weekly GTA update. The NFL Picks. The funny is back and just a little edumacation for your asses.

Episode 53 - Sticking Dicks in Mashed Potatoes

Some more GTA V talk, because we can't get enough.  And of course, we hit other topics but what's more important than killing hookers and running strangers down?  Not much really. In this one we got Steve getting bullied, Mike aggravated by yet another commercial, and some fan notes.

Episode 52 - Jerking Off As A Form of Social Protest

Is it a bad sign that a guy urinating on a corpse in a bathtub full of urine is an improvement over what you expected to see? Why in the world is Arsenio back? We're very excited to kill hookers and run down pedestrians. Behave yourself on public transportation or you might get hurt. AND finally...can jerking off actually become a valid form of social protest.  Steve and Mike are bringing a loaded Episode 52 your way.

Episode 51 - What Does the Fox Say...About Porn?

We discuss whata  Fox really says and can it make the same sounds that Ylvis claims it can.  We tackle Syria and Mike wonders whether anyone really cares.  Steve never knows anything so he's waiting for Mike to tell him what people think.  Pregnancy tests and how to make extra cash selling them.  A discussion on porn and the US data on BRCC.  Mike describes BRCC and Steve is attracted to various furniture.  Yup, all in a day's work...

Steve and Mike Save the NFL - 2013 Football Preview Edition

IT'S FOOTBALL!!! This aint your regular podcast from us. We pick the records, the divisions, and the Super Bowl champ throughout this whole podcast.  Maybe some dick jokes thrown in but mostly football related conversation.  It's our chance to be the sports radio hosts we always wished we could be.

Episode 50! - So What if Our Egos Are a Little Out of Control

And we finally made it!!! Episode 50!! So we take a little time to do a little retrospective on the beginnings of the Podcast, we talk a little Miley, then mention the great clips that you the listener brought up, and then we reveal our favorite bits of the past year. It's fun this week folks... Get in the time machine and do a little dance in your seat..

Episode 49 - Literally Literally Doesn't Mean Literally Anymore...Literally!

In this one, Mike screws up the 1st version of this Episode so a 2nd take had to happen, and Steve doesn't let him forget it. Steve comes to a realization that he does the podcast for Mike's laughter and to stare at numbers, and Mike goes off the deep end, literally, over the definition change of a word.

**Play the STW Drinking Game** Have a shot everytime Steve or Mike say "Literally".

Episode 48 - Steve and Mike Relive the 90's.

Right about now we're gonna back... Way back... So jump in the time machine with us and relive some of the most ridiculous things of the decade that shaped what we are today... That's right, the 90's...

Episode 47 - Puff Puff Give!

Episode 47 brings you subjects we don't normally cover...  Lunchboxes and those fortunate enough to have them. Welfare cheese and those fortunate enough to receive it.  Parental marijuana use and the dangers of the munchies.  And a healthy discussion on Major League Baseball's steroid mess.  Oh yeah, we're back and we're bringing the funny right to your ear hole.

Episode 46 - We Read the Articles (or the Carlos Danger Bonanza)

Steve and Mike tackle some important issues this week.  The Trayvon Martin ruling and Obama's comments about the conversation about race that's come from it.  We also get into the Rolling Stone cover and our thoughts on that.  But what really holds this whole episode together is Danger, Carlos Danger.  And we also debut our newest sponsor PolitiCum.com.  Don't miss this one, boys and girls.  It's a doozy.

Episode 45 - Left At the Alter With Our Dick In Our Hand

This episode, Steve and Mike confer about the efforts of Snowden and whether or not he is actually Tom Hanks.  Steve has a brush with fame...sort of.   Is there such thing as being successful playing a racetrack?  And Trayvon, Trayvon, Trayvon!!

Episode 44 - We'll Take You Into the Parking Lot and Beat the Shit Out of You!

Craziness ensues when Steve starts the ball rolling and Mike takes it to a whole 'nother level... The Magna Carta Holy Fail is spoken about and well, it's a Fail... Allison McD makes the 1st musical debut on the STW Podcast and Steve has some interesting questions to ask her... Abortion rears it's head and Steve and Mike do their best to make sense of it all...

Episode 43 - The Poor Man's Fudgsical

The fellas are back...and they're bringing some stuff.  Drinking for sport.  Steve sill has a fiery johnson.  The impact of DOMA.  Aaron Hernandez is NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANYMORE.  NFL players are criminals.  And what exactly is a Poor Man's Fudgsical?  All these answers and more on Episode 43...

Episode 42 - It's Gonna Be A Great Time

Steve and Mike, your friendly neighborhood Podcasters, bring you a new Facebook Invention, an idea for a Brooklyn Legendary Event, Mike scares... well... himself, Steve's In Laws won't ever forget, an album review of "Yeezus" from Steve, and the fellas generally have some fun... Trust us, it's gonna be a great and epic time...

Episode 41 - Feces, Biles and Human Failure

Steve and Mike return from their 1 week hiatus and you would think they'd be prepared... Well, guess what? They're not.  Nothing that exciting happened to them in 2 weeks...  So, instead they discuss restaurant rotations, Mike FINALLY has a freak out and Steve is there to psychoanalyze him.  Steve goes through something he detests, a woman shits in an inappropriate place, Japanese people lick each other in odd places and a good discussion on the NSA "scandal"...

Episode 40 - Do You Mean There's A Burning Sensation When You Pee?

In Episode 40 the boys tackle the death of a legend, someone has a fiery dick, a rare duet for the boys, and a session of "Inside the Podcast Studio"

Episode 39 - Droppin' Loads On Your Soul

Does it really matter if Alex Van Halen is in Van Halen? Why do Dan Brown books make us glad we have Google? Is it worth checking out the new Star Trek flick? Why do teenage girls have pacifiers in their mouths? Is Steve the real shoe diva? We answer all these questions and plenty of others you don't care about all that much. I'd tell you what comes at the end but why ruin it? Suffice it to say, that if there's a god, your 2 saviors aren't ever going to meet him unless he chooses to banish us to hell personally.

Episode 38 - Even We're Allowed to Get Goofy Now and Then

In Episode 38, the fellas discuss Toy Stores, Iron Man 3, Stating the Obvious, Bad Whitney Houston Impressions, Conservatism, Special Months and Weeks of Holidays, and finally Band RIders... It's a PACKED SHOW!!!

Episode 37 - Properly Vet the Penis or Pussy First!

In Episode 37, Steve describes his trip to baseball Mecca and doesn't go in, the fellas talk about Jason Collins the 1st professional gay athlete, Mike gives Steve a 4th grade quiz which he fails, and "Don't Stick Your Dick In Crazy" becomes a rallying cry...

Episode 36 - Searching For A Lil Perspective

In this Episode, the fellas blame Obama for everything bad that ever happens, happened, or may happen.  Mike gets all "philosophical" on the listeners. We speak on the "Facebook of News Media" and the failed Gun Bill that has Steve all pissy.  A new "On the Scene Reporter" drops in, Blake E Blake makes his presence known, and condoms are used in strange ways...

Episode 35 - Shhh Doesn't Work

In Episode 35 Mike finally finds himself another Cubs fan in the world, the boys talk about the Boston Marathon Bombing the day it happened, Steve loses it on a plane after 4 weeks of flying, Mike explains the hilarity that ensues when 4 grown men are put in a room with former heroes, and there's a "Get the fuck outta here!!!" that shouldn't be missed..

Episode 34 - Does That Say Garden Gnome Gangbang...Why Yes It Does!

Steve finally returns home to record in the comfort of his own home and next to his beloved sheep. Mike considers curb-stomping obnoxious geeks and nearly has a threesome all on a line to see a Game of Thrones exhibit. We cover torn open asshole and garden gnome gangbangs. Folks, you don't want to miss this.

Episode 33 - The Podcast Soldier...We Thought We Told Ya. (The OldSchool Special)

Steve and Mike rock it Old School in honor of the upcoming Old School Hip Hop Night on Friday, the 29th. Steve's on another field trip for his real job, this week in Dallas. Mike's still sitting in his living room in Brooklyn. Steve used to do push ups on the street to get into clubs. Mike watched an old lady throw a cat at a guy. Both the fellas just didn't understand what cruising 86th Street was all about. This week's show is peppered with flashbacks to when we were young whippersnappers...enjoy the wayback machine folks.

Episode 32 - Two Dirty C*nts Saving the World

In this episode 32, Steve broadcasts live on tape from Minnesota and finds there is no black people to be found, the fellas say c*nt, alot, Steve discusses his wife's secret power, and another ridiculous story from the desk of Blake E Blake Esq....

Episode 31 - There Might Be A Little Something Extra In Your Moisturizer.

Episode 31 brings you an explanation of the "substitution" method and many uses of a special area that only men have.  A New segment enters the STW world.  Is Bloomberg really that bad?  How will Mike transform the papacy?  Steve explains the Harlem Shake. And be careful what you put on your face.  Only on Steve and Mike Save the World.

Episode 30 - Do You Use the Piss Hand or the Dick Hand?

Episode 30 comes crashing down on you like a mountain of month old sperm tissues.  In this epic episode of the STW Podcast, Steve and Mike announce the first ever Save the World sponsored event, the boys finally settle of Mike's Papal Name, another clip from the desk of Blake E Blake Esq, Steve discusses his "Reality Slap" and subsequent learning and they finish it all up with Bulleit Bourbon.

Episode 29 - How Long Is Too Long If You're Watching A Chick Hump A Dog?

In this episode Mike discusses his 24-hour Oscar movie marathon, some canine discourse, a former WWF Superstar is now reduced to horrible conditions and subliminally the boys make you SHARE THE LINK!!!  You should check this one out!!!

Episode 28 - The DickComedy (Or Dichotomy) of Steve and Mike

In this episode Steve and Mike explore the major differences between them. From their upbringing to the things that keep them motivated. The boys rip apart their hero, even though it hurts. Mike visits White Castle for Valentine's Day and Steve loses his mind in the last 10 minutes of the podcast... Listen all the way through, you won't be disappointed.

Episode 27 - No More Letting Grown Men Put Things In Your Mouth

Episode 27 brings Steve and Mike to a discussion on the Love-Hate Relationship Steve has with Facebook, a great discussion on the intricacies of writing, and the boys tackle Mike's bid to be the next Holy See. Give this one a listen folks... And you're welcome...

Episode 26 - Poison Cunts and $500 Hookers? Sign Me Up!

After a week off, Steve and Mike return the funny. Not just any funny, but they are back to the juvenile funny that makes this podcast so special. We got Hookers, Sheep, Atheists, A New Segment, and yes, poison vaginas... Bustin nuts on your earholes!!!

Episode 25 - Fuck Me In the Ass 'Cause I Love Jesus

In this very special Silver Anniversary of the Steve and Mike Podcast the boys drop another "Tracer's Life"  and Steve gets a gift that is hard to fathom in front of elders. The boys tackle the new gun restrictions and talk about the fallout on their Facebook news feeds.  Just your overall weekly madness...another week in the life of your saviors...

Episode 24 - The Valley of the Stupid

Steve and Mike talk about, well, more Inflatable F@#k Sheep, Steve fears everything, the "GFY Whistle" is more popular than they thought, and a thorough talk about false media coverage and people who believe it. As always, the boys step up their game when there is something serious to deal with.

Episode 23 1/2 - DJ Tree and MC Mikey Luv

MC Mikey Luv makes his debut...check.  Household goods for drugs...check.  Alex Jones is frightening and there are benefits to sleeping with certain old ladies...check.  Inflatable fuck sheep make a reappearance...BIIIIIG CHECK.  Don't miss Episode 23 1/2 folks because DJ Tree and MC Mikey Luv are in the HIZOUSE!

Episode 22 - A Couple of Dicks

Steve and Mike begin 2013 acknowledging their new fan in Washington DC.  We discover that Steve is socially inept and Mike is interested in alternative Valentine's Day celebrations.  When is it OK to wear a hat in bed?  And thankfully, we didn't go over the fiscal cliff...AHHHHHHHHH!