Does it really matter if Alex Van Halen is in Van Halen? Why do Dan Brown books make us glad we have Google? Is it worth checking out the new Star Trek flick? Why do teenage girls have pacifiers in their mouths? Is Steve the real shoe diva? We answer all these questions and plenty of others you don't care about all that much. I'd tell you what comes at the end but why ruin it? Suffice it to say, that if there's a god, your 2 saviors aren't ever going to meet him unless he chooses to banish us to hell personally.
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